Format

After some thought, I'm going to try and follow a standard format in my reviews. Which will be something like this;

Title of post will be the films being reviewed.
First lines will be film name, year of release, director and any notable stars.
Premise: What the film is about in a nutshell.
Analysis: What I think of the film, the 'meat' of the review.
Rating: I generally don't like ratings, as I think they're a bit arbitrary, but I'm going to do them anyway. Each film reviewed gets a rating out of 5, which works on the following scale;
1 - Absolutely f#@king dire. Do not watch unless you are masochistic or insane.
2 - Not good. Could have been made by an alcoholic in his sleep.
3 - Not too bad. Enjoyable and entertaining.
4 - Quite good. Definitely worth watching.
5 - Excellent. A must-see, the dog's bollocks and the cat's pyjamas.

EDIT: I've subsequently decided to do a rating based on MEH (1 Star), OKAY (2-3 Stars), COOL (4 Stars) and AWESOME (5 Stars).

Okay so soon, I'm actually gonna put up reviews. First on the shelf is 28 Days Later and its sequel 28 Weeks Later.